Crap. Crapola. Crap attack. Crappiness. (How many variations are there?)

Just one of those days. You know. A day that's not bad when you look at bits of it, but as a whole, yeah, it's pretty CRRRRAAAAPPP.

I won't go into the details, because there are none. It's just a big lump of crappy Monday. Yesiree, no doubt about it. (Where did that word come from?)

Oh, and monkeys. (I said it was only mostly not going to have monkeys, didn't I?)